While trying to find a watch alarm that senses your brain waves and wakes you up at the optimal time (they exist!), I stumbled across this goldmine of an idea on the ThinkGeek merchandise website. What better way to let a guy know he is not getting to third base than with a clever HTTP status code printed on your crotch?
I don’t think the makers of these informative garments should stop here when there are so many other status messages to be delivered. Going along with the theme, here are some of my ideas:
401 Unauthorized – Would make a good gift for jailbait.
402 Payment Required – For blooming entrepreneurs.
405 Method Not Allowed – For someone courting a guy who learned how to “please” a woman from bad porn.
417 Expectation Failed – I could wear these every day!
510 Not Extended – Then why is he even trying?
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