A few days I was browsing the trusty Facebook, when I saw an ad pop up on the left hand side of the screen that caught my eye. “How to Catch a Man and Keep Him” was the title of the advertisement. I was so overjoyed to see that all the sophisticated ad marketing groups that Mark Zuckerburg has sold out to had pegged me so well that I clicked the link.
Basically, some asshole who thinks he’s god’s gift to women wrote a two-hundred-something page e-book graciously informing us clueless women how to catch us a man. I showed my friend, and we came up with our own strategy.
In order to catch a man an keep him, you must first get:
- One large glass bowl
- Full spectrum lightbulb
- Plastic castle – so he feels like he has a home
- Colored rocks
Looks like you wasted your time writing that book! The secrets are as plain as day.
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